I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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