Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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