but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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