sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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