This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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