redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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