How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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