Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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