please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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