Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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