And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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