wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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