Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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