apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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