Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
