But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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