it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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