I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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