Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm passing your future prison.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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