Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
one might say we're banned from that church
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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