its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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