Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
do nipples grow back?
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