I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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