I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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