Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
