Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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