There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
