at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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