with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
