we have officially lost it.
he thought i was a dude.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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