Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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