At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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