your room smells of hookers.
And success
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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