yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
All I want is dick and wine.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
