I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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