Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
