I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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