i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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