Tell her she can't have a vagina
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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