That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My vagina is officially offended.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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