Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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