You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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