the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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