How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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