Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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