Three words: puerto rican gang bang
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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