Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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