Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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