are you still at the devil's house?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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