You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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