Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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