ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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