please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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